Sun, 16 Nov 2014

The Strangest Sex Laws In The United States

Here is a list of weird sex laws in the US. Very strange laws but true. There are more weird sex laws but the site has drawn together everything that is important in this context.

Incestuous marriages are allowed.

In Fairbanks, moose may not have sex in the streets.

You may not have more than two dildos in the same house.

In Little Rock, you can get 30 days in jail for having flirted too obvious.

It is illegal to sell stuffed items resembling breasts closer than 300 feet from a highway and in Walnut you need to have permission from the sheriff to get to dress like a woman.

Neither singles or married couples may engage in immoral or lustful behavior in a public place.

The term "sadomasochistic molestation" covers so much that it is probably illegal to put handcuffs on another person. All sex toys are banned.

If you sell a reptile you must send a warning message to the owner that it is illigal to kiss the animal.

It is illegal for a man to feel sexual excitement in public.

You may not kiss someone longer than five minutes

Sodomy is illegal, oral sex included. Bringing a finger in someone's rectum can however be legal under certain circumstances.

Dogs may not molest people. Or objects.

Necrophilia is legal. It is illegal in New Orleans to use fortune telling and astrology to resolve a conflict between lovers.

Making some noise in a library is a violation of chastity, morality, decency and good behavior.

A man who seduces an unmarried woman could get five years in prison. In Flint, wearing pants that shows your underwear is a minor offense. If your butt cleavage is visible the crime gets more serious.

It is illegal to teach what polygamy is. Infidelity or premarital sex are punishable by a $500 fine or six months in prison.

Prostitution is considered a crime against the family.

You may not get married if you have gonorrhea.

It is illegal to sell sex toys.

New Hampshire
In Kiddersville it is illegal to hang underwear on a clothesline in the airport if you don't turn up anything that hides the underwear.

New Jersey
In Haddon Township, it is forbidden to flirt.

New Mexico
Nudity is allowed as long as the genitals and women's nipples are covered.

New York
Infidelity is illegal.

North Dakota
In Fargo, it is illegal to swim naked in the Red River between eight in the evening and eight o'clock in the morning. It is illegal to not keep a dog or cat that is in heat locked up.

It is illegal to pick up on a person of the same sex if that person gets offended by this.

It is illegal for a bar owner to allow guests to simulate sexual intercourse, masturbation, sodomy, bestiality, oralsex, spank, whip, or other sexual activities that are prohibited.

It is illegal to lie down in a public toilet, or for two people to share a cubicle in a public toilet that is intended for one person.

Oral sex and anal sex are illegal. You cannot live with your ancestor or descendant.

South Carolina
If a man promises to marry a woman and then have sex with her, the wedding must take place.

South Dakota
Erections are illegal in public places.

Students may not hold hands in school.

It is illegal to have more than six dildos.

It is illegal to marry your cousin if you are younger than 65. If you can show that they are infertile, marriages can be accepted between cousins at age 55. In Salt Lake City, an adult may not show sexual equipment to a minor who is not their own child.

Infidelity is a minor offense. Obscenity is a felony if you own a computer.

If you give a sex worker a ride to work, your vehicle may be seized.

West Virginia
Until recently an unmarried couple that lived together could be sentenced one year in prison if their relationship was immoral.

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